Just a bit of an introduction :)

[Blasphemous]

Here ya go solo.

 

[solo]

Have yer not got one with a handle so I can hang it round me neck?

 

[conny]

Make that 2 and much bigger!

 

[Blasphemous]

How about...

and

 

[solo]

Wait a mo'. We should be encouraging closetmermaid to dump her present beau and succumb to TW's considerable romantic allure. That way if they get hitched we can all be invited to the barbie.

Go tim.

 

[conny]

Think he's away waxing his Capri, fluffing up the fur lined dashboard, washing his hanging dice, (Or die to be pedantic), and sticking Tim --- Sarah across the windscreen.

 

[Blasphemous]

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[tim west]

Think he's away waxing his Capri

More like waxing me legs for that nurses uniform

 

[Blasphemous]

Is that Flora she's using Tim (the margarine for men)?

Are you going for the full 'Back, Sack and Crack' Tim? I think this Guy regretted getting the 'Crack' done!!!

 

[ClosetMermaid]

Woah guys, i can tell you one thing, you have a new brand of welcome on this board!

 

[Shytalkz]

Ah, but we are very discerning. Tim less so (present company excepted!), but he's learning...

 

[Blasphemous]

Yeah, we used to give this out to new members...

But it just wasn't cutting the mustard. So we decided on a new gift...

And even when you depart from this forum you are still looked after...

 

[tim west]

Is that Flora she's using Tim (the margarine for men)?

Margerine? Ooh no, only butter(kerrygold) for me

 

[tim west]

Ah, but we are very discerning. Tim less so (present company excepted!), but he's learning...

Here hang on a mo I'd be very disc earning if i knew what it meant!!

 

[conny]

You like the ladies, like dressing up as a nurse, own a Ford Capri with furry dice and name tags,
probably wear a gold ID bracelet and medallion and you don't know what discerning means?

I am totally 'gobsmacked' as our Cilla would say!

Sarah, he's not what you think! be careful, be VERY careful. He will only break your heart.