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May I start a thread on funny local papers?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by danechip, 13 Apr 2021.

  1. danechip

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    Not seeing a problem here?:D
     
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    The problem is he's painted over his reg plate so he doesn't get done by a camera for speeding.
     
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    WAIT! Now I see the problem- the bounder is driving a Suzuki! Buy British for Brexit! Harrumph!
     
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    Years ago, a couple of schoolgirls were allegedly abducted in Essex. The headline in the local paper said something like: "Police probe Basildon girls snatch".
     
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    Are you blind? He isn't displaying an approved license plate.
    Years ago a mental patient escaped and ended up having sex with 2 women at a launderette.
    The headline was "Nut screws washers and bolts"
     
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    Don't be a plank.... ... ...plank.... ..get it...... ?
     
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    :rolleyes::sneaky::whistle: SMH (yet again) (daily basis)
     
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    are you like 15 or something?
     
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    An unexploded bomb was discovered on a beach on the Isle of Wight, the local newspaper came up with the headline 'Shell found on beach'.
     
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    We had one over christmas where some pish head get slapped for being cheeky in a chip shop, they posted man gets battered.
     
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    Not I’m not but when it’s the same subject being spoken about on a daily basis multiple times then alarm bells start ringing.
    Especially when that subject is of the nature of what he constantly posts every day.
     
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