Measure your own Chav factor!

[chainsaw_masochist]

Have a go at this: www.shauny.org.uk/?postid=39

I was 33% BTW!

 

[ninebob]

No!!! It lies, surely!!! I'm apparently 57% chav! I will, of course, kill myself immediately.

 

[AdamW]

Damn, 35%. Although I do have to disagree with some, after all "toilet" is not a chav word for "loo", surely?

I will be passing this one on!

 

[ninebob]

Aha, but you don't know which way some of the questions are weighted....

 

[AdamW]

A northern colleague is cursing this test now as he feels it is biased (calls his dinner "tea", his mother's mother is his "nan" etc).

Although even HE came out as only 56% chav.

Has your Xantia recently received a set of foglights that you leave on permanently and a set of neon ground lights?

I eat Sainsbury's own brand beans and am proud of it!

 

[2scoops0406]

22% but then I am posh

 

[david and julie]

37% Some questions can't be answered honestly by me. I have no grand parents left. Not sure if an holiday from the co-op counts. Like Adam, I have Sainsbury's home brand beans because they are low sugar and salt and M&S must have the worst bread out of the lot of them.

Do the buttons on the sleeves count?

 

[kevplumb]

40% im not posh

 

[ninebob]

A northern colleague is cursing this test now as he feels it is biased (calls his dinner "tea", his mother's mother is his "nan" etc).

Although even HE came out as only 56% chav.

Has your Xantia recently received a set of foglights that you leave on permanently and a set of neon ground lights?

I eat Sainsbury's own brand beans and am proud of it!

I still don't know how I scored so high, maybe I should get some of these :

Possibly not suitable for a 24 year old DIY enthusiast in a family Xantia, but if the Chav survey says so: .....

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Moderator

"picture" removed as it contained offensive word

 

[2scoops0406]

A northern colleague is cursing this test now as he feels it is biased (calls his dinner "tea", his mother's mother is his "nan" etc).

Although even HE came out as only 56% chav.

Has your Xantia recently received a set of foglights that you leave on permanently and a set of neon ground lights?

I eat Sainsbury's own brand beans and am proud of it!

I still don't know how I scored so high, maybe I should get some of these :

Possibly not suitable for a 24 year old DIY enthusiast in a family Xantia, but if the Chav survey says so: .....

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Moderator

"picture" removed as it contained offensive word

aren't you dead yet !!

 

[ninebob]

I did wonder if the mod might remove that! Fair enough I suppose...

It was a tongue in cheek advert for those blue lights that chavs have at the bottom of their windscreens. WHY????

 

[kevplumb]

it was funny tho

 

[TexMex]

That's total b*ll*cks. Says I'm 54%.
Every f*ck*r knows that Chav's have got an attitude problem. Must have been writ by a right load of w*nk*rs.

 

[Porker]

17% and totally honest. Not a mention of chunky 9ct gold jewellery, Kappa or sov. rings though. I would also add anything about people who drive with their driving/fog lights in perfect visibility, big hoopy earings for the ladies. How about a celtic tatoo? Any other suggestions.

Have a look at www.chavscum.co.uk.

 

[AdamW]

Not a mention of chunky 9ct gold jewellery,

Does it only count if bought from "Lizzy Duke" at Argos?

Has anyone seen the TV advert for (I think) Co-Op, "A diamond necklace for her"... I am sure that if you were to buy your significant other a supermarket necklace for Christmas then you would find your bed distinctly sofa-shaped for the next few weeks!

Bread, milk, apples, diamond necklace... better buy a sleeping-bag while I'm at it