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[bernardgreen]

I think you're blowing that out of proportion, joe.

A breathless man goes into an adult shop and asks if they do inflatable full size dolls. Told they do he asks if they have one dressed as a suicide bomber. The shop keeper thinks this is strange and queries the customer's choice. Customer explains they blow themselves up...............

 

[Shutpa]

I think you're blowing that out of proportion, joe.

A breathless man goes into an adult shop and asks if they do inflatable full size dolls. Told they do he asks if they have one dressed as a suicide bomber. The shop keeper thinks this is strange and queries the customer's choice. Customer explains they blow themselves up...............

Thanks BG, going visiting today and the host will just love this one.

 

[securespark]

I bought a coffee table and when I got it home I was annoyed to find that it was decaffeinated.

I don't drink coffee or tea, FTM, so what sort of table can I buy for our lounge?

 

[empip]

Hold on to this a jif while I ask around...

 

[bernardgreen]

Is a van selling pens and pens, writing paper and envelopes a mobile stationary shop.

 

[Nige F]

I bought a guzunder......but it wouldn`t my divan

 

[bernardgreen]

my divan

Divan......Isn't that where a poor Welshman has to sleep.......