Men Only

[notb665]

I bought the magazine "Men Only" today and was quite literally disgusted to find that it was full of pictures of naked women!

 

[grrinc]

Trade Descriptions Act? A refund may be in order if you've got the nerve to ask!

 

[scatmanjohn]

I bought the magazine "Men Only" today and was quite literally disgusted to find that it was full of pictures of naked women!

I bet they were lush though eh

Beats razzle any day of the week

 

[Softus]

I bought a coffee table and when I got it home I was annoyed to find that it was decaffeinated.

 

[ninebob]

That's like when I bought an occasional table and it turned out to be a table all the time...

 

[ricicle]

.....and those runner beans just lay there....lazy b@st@rds

 

[breezer]

I bought a coffee table and when I got it home I was annoyed to find that it was decaffeinated.

now that i liked.

also reminds me about some self assembly furniture, i left it in the spare room and 2 hours later it had NOT self assembled.

 

[joe-90]

I ordered a Welsh Dresser and a bloke wearing a wig, high heels, and lipstick knocked on my door and called me 'boyo'.

 

[Softus]

Yeah and I won't make THAT mistake again.

 

[breezer]

I did also hear about the bloke who took some company to court because his "inflatable friend burst"

his case was that it stated supports x weight and he weighed less.

he won his case

 

[joe-90]

I did also hear about the bloke who took some company to court because his "inflatable friend burst"

his case was that it stated supports x weight and he weighed less.

he won his case

There must be a 'bang to rights' joke there somewhere.

 

[Softus]

I think you're blowing that out of proportion, joe.

 

[oilman]

This topic is full of inappropriate content and should be locked

 

[Softus]

No - under rule 2b the topic should be edited or deleted, not locked.

 

[Stivino]

I went to a hotel that had TV in every room. Why they had transvestites in there I'll never know.