You should be allowed to say he is gay. He is. 'Gay' means happy, and you would be on that rubbish footballers amount of money.
More pc things I can say...
I hate his skin complex. (too spotty, which leads me to believe he is not taking his footy seriously...bad diet etc)
I hate his nose structure.(can impare vision when heading the ball after it was broken)
He could be advised to straighten his hair to ensure more accurate 'heading' of the ball.
Apart from that I just dont like 'him'
David