MY FIRST TIME EVER
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine.
I didn't know how
but I tried my best
I started by placing
my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart,
and when I did it
I felt no shame
and all at once
the white stuff came.
At last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever
at milking a cow.
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine.
I didn't know how
but I tried my best
I started by placing
my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart,
and when I did it
I felt no shame
and all at once
the white stuff came.
At last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever
at milking a cow.
unless you want to get kicked
