As strange as people who spell were, ...where.always thought they where strange up there.
I'll have you know that Norwich City FC came top in a recent poll to find the most family-friendly club in the league.
A subsequent DNA analysis found that 95% of the fans are related...
"Eh yu far gu' uh dickuh bor?"
"Ar un he wun uh fewl tuh roide ut, will yew curm?"
Translation:
Has your father got a donkey, boy?
Yes and he wants a fool to ride it, will you come?