Now *that's* what I call desperate!

[Shytalkz]

The mind boggles: Clickety, click, hick, pardon, I really love you...

 

[WDIK]

The mind boggles: Clickety, click, hick, pardon, I really love you...

certainly worth a punt

 

[RigidRaider]

What was wrong with soap and water?

 

[Shytalkz]

The taste was a bit sharp. And didn't get you p*ssed, I guess.

 

[maltaron]

If hospitals got rid of contract cleaners (which means anyone from the job centre working a day for a fix) and returned to direct employed who take a pride in quality work and clean properly with Carbolic, Dettol and bleach, alcohol rubs would not be necessary.

 

[tim west]

Does it come in different flavours

 

[AndrewSchofield]

See what happens when they talk of putting minimum prices on alcohol. People start seeking out cheaper alternatives!!!

 

[tim west]

Well mothers up and down the country did keep saying "wash your mouth out with soap"

 

[JohnD]

the lad next door is deaf, he uses sign language.

if he signs dirty words his mother makes him wash his hands with soap and water

no, that can't be right...

 

[peteftw]

If hospitals got rid of contract cleaners (which means anyone from the job centre working a day for a fix) and returned to direct employed who take a pride in quality work and clean properly with Carbolic, Dettol and bleach, alcohol rubs would not be necessary.

absolute bo!!ocks.

people who are on the dole are not all habitual druggies nor are people who do temp cleaning work.

Carbolic, dettol and bleach are not easy ways to clean your hands.

 

[securespark]

Not your hands, but the hospital!!