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Sandwich

A bear walks into a pub, and says

"I'd like a pint of





















































































































































































































































lager please".

The barman says "Why the long paws?"
 
A sandwich walks into a bar and looks lost Barman says watyer lookin for sandwich says Ooooooh you`re Dominant.....I`m a SUB :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One of them says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
 
Two goldfish in a tank. One says "D'you know how to drive this thing?"
 
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