Spare a thought for

[transam]

Burglars

With every one having to self isolate and stay at home

Dare say if Corbyn was in charge he would have compensated them

 

[HERTS P&D]

The trouble is........................................businesses will be empty.

Andy

 

[Brigadier]

Burglars

With every one having to self isolate and stay at home

Dare say if Corbyn was in charge he would have compensated them

That made me laugh out loud, so thanks

 

[ReganAndCarter]

P!keys are now limited to one distraction burglary a day.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Thinking of getting a burglar alarm, but instead of a bell going off, it will be a series of loud coughs.

 

[mattylad]

Don't forget the prostitutes.
Their market has scarpered now.

 

[transam]

Don't forget the prostitutes.
Their market has scarpered now.

They should get compensation

 

[HERTS P&D]

Don't forget the prostitutes.
Their market has scarpered now.

They are doing house calls coming around the back, normally that would cost extra.



Andy

 

[Brigadier]

Don't forget the prostitutes.
Their market has scarpered now.

They should get compensation

Perhaps set up a slush fund?

Or, pass round a bucket?

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Don't forget the prostitutes.
Their market has scarpered now.

Last week clap for key workers.

This week clap for sex workers.