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Late wife's accounts have passed to me, mostly. (A couple of banks want a certified copy of my birth cert, marriage cert, death cert, even though I've had accounts with them for decades. Too busy for those.)
HSBC did the transfers no problem, I thought.
HMRC sent me a cheque, as she'd overpaid, with a one-side statement of how they got the number.
So far, found two mistakes on it.
A couple or four years ago they said she didn't need to fill in a self-declaration.
But they make numbers up, and assume.
They assumed she still had interest, at the same rate, from a fixed-rate account she closed 2 years ago.
And they want to tax dividends which came from shares which were moved into an ISA.

It took half hour calls to HSBC and First Direct which HSBC owns, to track things down.
HSBC "found" another account she had, untouched for several years, I had no idea about. Sheezus. So when I was on to First Direct, I asked them if they could do a search as well. " Oh. they'd all appear on the record. But I can check if you really want me to. They laughed about the one HSBC had "lost".
They found an old account as well. !*&%$!

So later, I'm logged on to HMRC to do my own tax form, late as usual, but I have a few days. It's always a bit of a mission, I'm complicated.

It appears I won't have to pay any tax whatsoever, because, it said,
I'm dead.
Should I tell them?
 
Tax returns get more and more complex every year. I suspect they will fine you for being dead.

They have recently been reducing the number of people who must file a return. Not me as usual.
 
I did that and they replied to me.
The letter was very polite and along the lines of "there must've been an administration error and we marked you down as deceased when clearly this is not the case." Then apologies, etc.
They never picked on my "this is a declaration of death, given that you have sent my wife condolences and a final tax bill for me. I am now dead and won't be paying any more taxes".
 
I used to do a self assessment every year to claim for work mileage. In 2023 HMRC calculed my tax code incorrectly which resulted in me underpaying for a year. I think it was early January 2024 they sent me a letter telling me I didn't need to do a tax return because my circumstances had not changed from the previous year. They sent me a separate letter telling me I had to repay them £900 before the end of January. I phoned to say I didn't have £900 so they agreed I could pay in 6 monthly installments. While on the phone I quized them about not having to fill out a self assessment, I told them my circumstances had changed because my annual work mileage had increased, but they said I'd have to wait until the following year. I told them my tax code was wrong last year and that's why I underpaid, but they accused me of submitting incorrect information. W*nkers.
The only way I could think of dealing with it was to convince my boss to get me a company car. So I sold my own car and now I'll never have to deal with those incompetent tossers again.
 
Doing the estate for my late Father right now. I feel Justin's pain. Getting info out of banks and other institutions is like pulling teeth and draining time-wise.

Some of them don't want to give info until I've got Letters Of Administration. But unless you give me the info I need I can't properly assess his estate and apply for LOA. Dummkopfs the lot of them!!
 
Some of them don't want to give info until I've got Letters Of Administration. But unless you give me the info I need I can't properly assess his estate and apply for LOA.

A lesson there for everyone.

Make a will. Name an executor.

R&C - can you find no documentation good enough for you to estimate the value?
 
Tax returns are complicated BUT we as individuals have more accounts than our parents ever did.

After dealing with my disorganised brothers affairs I’ve created a “death file” for us. One sheet for every financial affair or account for each of us, PLUS the same for the house and the cars etc. reviewed before each long holiday.

That’ll make sorting things out for somebody far easier when the time comes
 
Reminds me of this story of mine:


To make things worse, I had an "unpaid tax" letter from one of those tax years crop up a couple of years ago. Argued like hell with them, they were adamant it was outstanding.

I argued that if it was outstanding, how come it had got to 2024 (10 years or more after the tax year being examined) before they came to me asking for the money? They insisted, so I eventually paid up.

I am wiser now. After six years, they cannot insist on payment of unpaid tax (unless fraud is suspected). I should have told them where to go...

They really are beyond incompetent.
 
Last year I got my gift aid audited due to a cash payment. At the time I did not file a gift aid declaration for one of my payments. Spent hours on the phone and half a dozen letters to be charged £100ish including about £20 of interest. Added 0.05% to my tax bill for the year.

Its fairly obvious I'm a target.
 
Doing the estate for my late Father right now. I feel Justin's pain. Getting info out of banks and other institutions is like pulling teeth and draining time-wise.

Some of them don't want to give info until I've got Letters Of Administration. But unless you give me the info I need I can't properly assess his estate and apply for LOA. Dummkopfs the lot of them!!
I've been a executor twice- Dad and MiL. I found the banks great- all seemed (then) to have 'Bereavement Desks' which made things very smooth. Doesn't help you of course.
 
I've been an executor twice- Dad and MiL. I found the banks great- all seemed (then) to have 'Bereavement Desks' which made things very smooth. Doesn't help you of course.
Yeah, we had no trouble with any of the institutions…..apart from the Coventry BS. :evil:

More clearing out of my mums house earlier today. My sister found a letter from Coventry BS and it turned out she had a substantial sum in there too. They are sending me details of what to do about it. Didn’t bring us any joy at all - we wished she'd have spent it all, left nothing and enjoyed the last 20 years of her life but she was just too consumed with 'health anxiety' or hypochondria as it was known years ago.

What a fùck about! Sent in the account closure form, filled in the relevant details - mine and my sisters names, death certificate, proof of account in my name that the money is to be paid into and we both signed it. They also wanted certified proof of ID - certified by a doctor, accountant, solicitor etc UNLESS we had an account with them. For quickness, we both opened an account with them in minutes and gave our account numbers. Heard nothing. Phoned up last week and they wanted us to send specimen signatures - the same as what we had already signed. Sent those off, still nothing, phoned up today and they said the specimen signatures we sent didn’t match those on the form! So, got to now go and get copies of passports and get someone to 'certify' them. Every other BS and ISA company that were holding her money have paid up and some of them were larger amounts than what is in the Coventry BS account. I think they've just got the 'ump because we opened two accounts that we were never going to use.

Ended up getting a manager in our building society to certify the photocopies of our passports and sent those off. I’m expecting them to refuse them as the signature of the same manager on both copies, done one after another, are as different as chalk and cheese!

Phoned them yesterday. Said they still want another signature of mine to 'compare'. I asked to 'compare' with what? They have my signature in the account closure form, my signature on the signature specimen form, my signature on the letter I sent and my signature on the copy of my passport. I told them I thought
they were dicking me about because we opened a couple of accounts to bypass the need to send in verified proof of ID and that I’d had enough of this and I now want to put in a formal complaint. They said someone would phone me today. They did and I explained, again, how I felt they were fùcking me about. She said she'd look into it and phone me back. She phoned back at ten past six tonight. I got an apology, was told the account closure was going through and I’d be getting the money paid out and they would also be giving me a payment of £50 for the aggro I’d had. They asked if I was happy to drop my complaint and I said I was. Finally sorted!
 
I've been a executor twice- Dad and MiL. I found the banks great- all seemed (then) to have 'Bereavement Desks' which made things very smooth. Doesn't help you of course.

Some banks are OK, pension cos. not so easy. NatWest is slow and difficult. Trying to do Father's last self assessment so need interest paid on savings accounts from 6th April to date of death. Asked three times so far but not received them. Holding everything up because I can't apply for LOA before I know what his tax liabilities are.
 
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