My dad in law made a snail shaped catapult and they fly like a bird over the London skyline when he uses that.. I shouldn't laugh, but I do. Hate slugs and snails.
Get yourself a catapult, and lob a few at those pesky pubs near you
My dad in law made a snail shaped catapult and they fly like a bird over the London skyline when he uses that.. I shouldn't laugh, but I do. Hate slugs and snails.
Get yourself a catapult, and lob a few at those pesky pubs near you![]()
Bloomin top idea, why didn't I think of that?!
Well done.when one a walk where I used to live I saw a full grown ewe tangled in barbed wire. My god that was an effort to get it free.

Oh easy!At least you "discovered" the sheep, rather than "came across" it![]()
Get yourself a catapult, and lob a few at those pesky pubs near you

Don’t forget your mask cutting that horrible stuffpicking up some MDF tomorrow
Well, I took the dog out and decided to take a walk over my allotment just to check on my seedlings in the poly tunnel. While there, I couldn’t resist planting a few peas .....and then the heavens opened so I pulled one of my chairs inside my tin shed and we sat out the downpour. It was great - just like I remember camping! Going to have to get myself a little camping gas stove so I can have a brew when I’m over there.Taking the dog out later.
Going to have to get myself a little camping gas stove so I can have a brew when I’m over there.![]()