What have you bought today?

[Mottie]

A wasted ticket. I had a hot tip yesterday for the Grand National. I put £100 on a horse called 'Landfill'. I lost - it was a rubbish tip.

 

[Bodd]

A wasted ticket. I had a hot tip yesterday for the Grand National. I put £100 on a horse called 'Landfill'. I lost - it was a rubbish tip.

Pop your eyes over to The Did you Know thread..... that's an interesting thread.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Nothing.










It's Sunday and the shops are shut.

Ooops! forgot. I paid the house insurance. But that was on line.

 

[Bodd]

Nothing either

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Nothing either

Now there's a grammatical and conceptual conundrum for you, Bodd.
Nothing is nothing.
Either is one or the other, but as nothing is neither one nor the other, then "nothing either" cannot be grammatically correct.
But nothing neither, sounds weird.
Nothing also, must be grammatically and conceptually incorrect, because nothing is nothing, how can you have more nothing?

 

[Bodd]

Now there's a grammatical and conceptual conundrum for you, Bodd.
Nothing is nothing.
Either is one or the other, but as nothing is neither one nor the other, then "nothing either" cannot be grammatically correct.
But nothing neither, sounds weird.
Nothing also, must be grammatically and conceptually incorrect, because nothing is nothing, how can you have more nothing?

Honey I bought some local Honey

 

[Bodd]

I

Local stuff again

 

[Mottie]

Honey I bought some local Honey

Nice. They reckon taking local honey regularly, helps keep hay fever down. We sometimes buy ours from our allotment shop - actually harvested on-site as one plot has a few hives on it.

Hey Bodd, you’re taking your time cracking open that bottle of local wine aren’t you?

 

[HERTS P&D]

HONEY AS AN APHRODISIAC: A NATURAL BOOST TO SWEETEN YOUR LOVE LIFE!
Enjoy Bod.

Andy

 

[Bodd]

Nice. They reckon taking local honey regularly, helps keep hay fever down. We sometimes buy ours from our allotment shop - actually harvested on-site as one plot has a few hives on it.

Hey Bodd, you’re taking your time cracking open that bottle of local wine aren’t you?

I had my Jab Friday so thought I'd save it fir next week and have a drink for Phillip.

Honey
I tend not to suffer Hay fever too much these days, I start taking my spray in February. I can still get caught out, so if I do I drink a teaspoon of my own wee

 

[Bodd]

HONEY AS AN APHRODISIAC: A NATURAL BOOST TO SWEETEN YOUR LOVE LIFE!
Enjoy Bod.

Andy

Do people still do that loving Thing?

 

[HERTS P&D]

Do people still do that loving Thing?

Real men do!

Andy

 

[CBW]

Do people still do that loving Thing?

What is it exactly?

 

[Bodd]

What is it exactly?

It's when real men play with their sausage. Some get other real men to do it for them

 

[Mottie]

I had my Jab Friday so thought I'd save it fir next week and have a drink for Phillip.

Honey
I tend not to suffer Hay fever too much these days, I start taking my spray in February. I can still get caught out, so if I do I drink a teaspoon of my own wee

Sounds good, I’ll have to try it. Must I take a spoonful of your wee though? Can’t I use my own?