What is the most British thing you have never done?

[jessicahayesfan]

Drunk a,pint in the pub

 

[pete01]

Gone for a curry....scrap that I missed never.

 

[blup]

Got pregnant to get a council flat.

 

[Deluks]

Been to a football match.

 

[Koolpc]

Peed against a lamp post of course!

 

[noseall]

Vomited outside a kebab shop in Benidorm.

 

[Brigadier]

Shouted - slowly - at someone, in the expectation it will overcome my inability to speak their language.

 

[blup]

Mown the lawn the day after the neighbors so it always looks shorter.

 

[noseall]

Bought some grey windows and a grey car I can't afford, and then painted my red tile hanging grey to complete the set.

 

[blup]

Holidayed in Spain.

 

[Stivino]

I have never peed in a phoe box.
I have never eaten a whelk, or a jellied eel.
I have never sat on a beach with a knotted hankie on my head.

 

[Dec27]

Never worn a muscle vest “wife beater”

 

[Burnerman]

Never bought a lottery ticket
Never been into a betting shop
Never been to a football match
John

 

[Brigadier]

Never worn a muscle vest “wife beater”

When my kids were young, we used to go to all-inclusive hotels for our summer hols.

You'd see a family at the airport, they'd stand out from the thousands there.

Young couple : her, pretty but already looking tired with life, baby on hip, trying to herd the three more running around....

Him, tattooed, Tap-Out vest, eyebrow pierced.
Often, a plaster cast on his arm, or on crutches with an air boot on.

And yes, they'd be on our plane, then our transfer and finally, at our hotel

 

[Burnerman]

A tee shirt, spotted on a recent cruise......
'We've paid for it, we're 'aving it'
Didn't bode well!
John