jessicahayesfan Joined 27 Feb 2026 Messages 5 Reaction score 0 Country Yesterday at 5:12 PM #1 Drunk a,pint in the pub
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B blup Joined 5 Nov 2007 Messages 14,008 Reaction score 2,799 Country Yesterday at 7:03 PM #3 Got pregnant to get a council flat.
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noseall Joined 2 Feb 2006 Messages 69,076 Reaction score 7,104 Location Staffordshire Country Today at 5:02 AM #6 Vomited outside a kebab shop in Benidorm.
B Brigadier Joined 14 Jan 2008 Messages 21,127 Reaction score 4,136 Location Staffordshire Country Today at 5:53 AM #7 Shouted - slowly - at someone, in the expectation it will overcome my inability to speak their language.
Shouted - slowly - at someone, in the expectation it will overcome my inability to speak their language.
B blup Joined 5 Nov 2007 Messages 14,008 Reaction score 2,799 Country Today at 6:08 AM #8 Mown the lawn the day after the neighbors so it always looks shorter.
noseall Joined 2 Feb 2006 Messages 69,076 Reaction score 7,104 Location Staffordshire Country Today at 6:36 AM #9 Bought some grey windows and a grey car I can't afford, and then painted my red tile hanging grey to complete the set.
Bought some grey windows and a grey car I can't afford, and then painted my red tile hanging grey to complete the set.
B blup Joined 5 Nov 2007 Messages 14,008 Reaction score 2,799 Country 13 minutes ago #10 Holidayed in Spain.