What's Your Claim To Fame?

[conny]

Once kissed Pat Phoenix, (Elsie Tanner), on the cheek.

I was only about 8

 

[securespark]

I changed the batten holder in Richard Wilsons bathroom.

Think he could afford more than a batten...

 

[dextrous]

When I was a nipper, out shopping in Harrods with my mother (we were like that, don't you know ), the queen was on a visit and she stopped, walked over to my mother and said that I was a very beautiful baby. No surprises there, really

 

[dextrous]

I changed the batten holder in Richard Wilsons bathroom.

Think he could afford more than a batten...

I'm not sure that I believe it!!

 

[conny]

I was a very beautiful baby

And I always believed she was honest!

 

[dextrous]

I was a very beautiful baby

And I always believed she was honest!

Take that back, you bounder!

 

[conny]

Take that back, you bounder!

Actually I'm a Scouser and, as has been inferred in other posts, we only take what isn't ours so I can't.

 

[dextrous]

When I was in the 6th form, I took a prolonged lunch down the local pub and got chattering to some doddery old bloke. He turned out to be Alistair Cooke (of letters from America fame).

 

[conny]

When I was in the 6th form, I took a prolonged lunch down the local pub

Erm, weren't you a little young to be drinking in a pub?

 

[dextrous]

When I was in the 6th form, I took a prolonged lunch down the local pub

Erm, weren't you a little young to be drinking in a pub?

Lemonade!!

 

[conny]

Lemonade!!

I believe you sir as I believe you are as honest as Her Majesty herself.

 

[dextrous]

Lemonade!!

I believe you sir as I believe you are as honest as Her Majesty herself.

I'm touched

 

[conny]

Now cut THAT OUT!

I'm happily married!

Well, married.

 

[solo]

I once shouted "Albatross" to Terry Jones outside Barnstaple railway station.

 

[securespark]

I'm waiting for the post from somebody called lamedic saying that his claim to fame was switching the life support machine off...