why are people getting more useless

Even 'proper' car mechanics spend a lot of their time swapping defective black boxes that the computerised diagnostic rig has told them to change, with little or no idea of how the boxes work.

Had an opel manta once that a mate crashed.
He fixed the car but the black box (or brain as mechanics refer to them) had a fault that upset the fuel injection so that the car would almost stall uponst being given full throttle.

Took it to three separate mechanics to get it fixed. (One specialist)
All said it was sealed and couldn't be fixed. New one was £400. :(

Took it apart meself and found two litle dials inside. Turned one of them and hey presto , fault fixed. :D
 
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Some time ago a man was having some work done at his local garage. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.

Everyone looked at each other, and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?’

She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..’ She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked ‘is there a 710 on this car?’

She pointed and said, ‘Of course, its right there.’

If you’re not sure what a 710 is, scroll down.


























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Took it apart meself and found two litle dials inside. Turned one of them and hey presto , fault fixed. :D

Do you have any idea why this fix worked, though.

After some intensive interweb research I recently helped a friend fix a stalling problem on his old Micra. It's a common problem caused by 6 dry joints inside a bit of electronic gubbins that meters fuel. Total cost £5.50 for a tube of heatproof silicone to reseal after re-melting the joints. Soldering I can understand. Anything else wrong in this box and it would have been £400 for a new one - more than the car's worth! (Is there a fixed price of £400 for all these boxes?) :mad:
 
Solman asks "Why are people getting more useless?".

I think, in large part, it's because we're encouraged to be or are forced to use technology that's way beyond our understanding.

Cars are an obvious example. Who can remember back to the days of their first car with a nice old-fashioned carburettor and distributor that anyone of a practical bent could maintain and repair very cheaply. No worries about the ABS packing up back then - there wasn't any. What chance do you stand under the bonnet nowadays? Even 'proper' car mechanics spend a lot of their time swapping defective black boxes that the computerised diagnostic rig has told them to change, with little or no idea of how the boxes work.

Another part of the equation is simply that we're a lot richer than we were in the post-war austerity era. People expect stuff to be more modern and flashier and seeing as they can afford it, that's what they get. No complaining if your digital room-stat packs up - you're the one who swapped it for the 25 year old mechanical model that would have lasted forever.

Still - keep buying stuff, chaps. It's a consumption led capitalist age we're living in so the world economy will collapse if you don't!



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why does new technology take bloody longer...some infuriating examples

teletext on tv, very good. digital teletext...loading.....loading.....loading...

old tvs. turn on press a button, they change channel. straight away. new tvs...turn on....press button wait, press button again still nothing, press button again. oh good now im on channel 111 instaead of 1

videos. worked fine. look i can fast forward and go through the adverts. dvds, when they play...cant forward through this bit we want you to see this advert. fast forward...ohh now ive lept forward 5 scenes, cant take you back to exactly where you were


cameras, point click picture taken. digital cameras, press the button....oh ive taken a picture 3 seconds later


progress? progress my arse
 
Technology is a comforting pillow that envelopes the western world.

Unfortunately, there are still very real and very hands-on tasks that will always need the human touch.

It may surprise some people to learn that there are little men, that still have to lay bricks, plaster walls, fix boilers and pull cables, all by hand....... :rolleyes:
 
Do you have any idea why this fix worked, though

No idea what so ever.
The dial must have been a potentiometer and adjusting it brought the engine throttling back to full pelt and no stalling.
At the most basic the engine was being starved of fuel. Why no one could fix it at the time was annoying to say the least.
 
thatcher was like some life sucking leech, she sucked everything out of this country, shut down manufacturing industry, we lost apprenticeships for 20yrs.
dumbed down for the ecconomic good, lowered educational standards, introduced care in the community.

so, the up and comming techno bots develope, in the dark corners, only to emerge mid 90's as the saviour for thatchers spawned muppet nation.
 
Trouble is, after the Thatcher years, we were so desperate for something different that we fell for Phoney Tony and 'New' Labour.

Out of the frying pan......... :(
 
A lot of the problems post 1979 were inevitable due to previous Labour administrations, there was little choice, or room for manouevre.
Anything MT shut down deserved to be shut down.
The leeches were the unproductive workers who expected high wages for damn little effort and when they got their butts kicked (by a woman no less) it hurt in the extreme. WIth the level of vitroil directed towards MT nowadays you just know she was a leader who kicked ass.
Wish we had someone like her in power today to sort this country out and stamp on the leeches.
 
A lot of the problems post 1979 were inevitable due to previous Labour administrations, there was little choice, or room for manouevre.
Anything MT shut down deserved to be shut down.
The leeches were the unproductive workers who expected high wages for damn little effort and when they got their butts kicked (by a woman no less) it hurt in the extreme. WIth the level of vitroil directed towards MT nowadays you just know she was a leader who kicked ass.
Wish we had someone like her in power today.

Do you play Max mosely's games? :rolleyes:
 
A lot of the problems post 1979 were inevitable due to previous Labour administrations, there was little choice, or room for manouevre.
Anything MT shut down deserved to be shut down.

spoken like a true tory :rolleyes:

and balls to boot :eek:
 
Trouble is, after the Thatcher years, we were so desperate for something different that we fell for Phoney Tony and 'New' Labour.

Out of the frying pan......... :(

I didn't. On the morning after the '97 election I said to the wife "Don't expect anything to change with a public school educated Oxbridge graduate in charge". It didn't, though some would say it got worse.

Norcon wishes we had MT or the like back in charge. She only worked in her own time frame and many of her bold initiatives were one-offs (you can't flog British Gas twice!). If anyone tried the same sort of stuff today they'd immediately be spotted as the same sort of f*cking maniac that she was.

I for one will be very pleased to see her dead and am thinking of arranging a street party to celebrate, though in NE Surrey this could be a risky enterprise.

It intrigues me that she, and her best mate Ronald Reagan, another staunch authoritarian from the 80s, both went completely ga-ga in their later years. Could the ancient Greek saying be right? "Those whom the Gods would destroy they first turn mad"
 
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