Why do you come to GD on DIYnot?

[pred]

What I tend to do on this forum;

Only read short sentences.

I can't be bothered with a long story.

 

[joe-90]

Why do you post pages of crap jokes then?

 

[pred]

Why do you post pages of crap jokes then?

Are they crap jokes?

Some people think they are good.

Maybe they just prefer a break from your mundane rhetoric.

 

[Dextraneous]

Name calling I saw plenty of when I was a teacher.

No you didn't, you t*t

 

[joe-90]

Why do you post pages of crap jokes then?

Are they crap jokes?

Some people think they are good.

Maybe they just prefer a break from your mundane rhetoric.

So you don't even read them then?

Worra plonka.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Martian, just out of interest....How the f*ck does your wife put up with you????

I give her some light relief

Me too.

 

[JBR]

Why do you post pages of crap jokes then?

Are they crap jokes?

Some people think they are good.

Most of them are good. I regularly forward them to my 80 year old mother in law. She's very broad minded.

 

[JBR]

Name calling I saw plenty of when I was a teacher.

No you didn't, you t*t

Yes I did, you tw@t!

 

[Dextraneous]

Name calling I saw plenty of when I was a teacher.

No you didn't, you t*t

Yes I did, you t**t!

Oi. I only put one star!!!!

Is it really a year since you retired? Crikey; time flies. Tell you one thing - you got out just in time, things are deffo reverting.

 

[Sombrero]

Martian, just out of interest....How the f*ck does your wife put up with you????

I give her some light relief

Me too.

Are you a normally developed grown up Bean?
You only need to visit Youtube, or facebook briefly to realise what a vile place the internet can be with suggestions of raping mothers, torching children etc etc.. but you've stepped into 'that' arena with the attack on my "perceived" wife.

Listen, I care less about your comments than I do about the fly I've just ****ted for flying round my head twice !!! but do you really need to lower yourself to the "I've just shagged your wife" level of insult?

This is a DIY type forum where we chat about normal stuff isn't it?

Disappointed in you tonight Bean...

 

[Dextraneous]

Alcohol is a very strange substance

 

[LastMagicBean]

Martian, just out of interest....How the f*ck does your wife put up with you????

I give her some light relief

Me too.

Are you a normally developed grown up Bean?
You only need to visit Youtube, or facebook briefly to realise what a vile place the internet can be with suggestions of raping mothers, torching children etc etc.. but you've stepped into 'that' arena with the attack on my "perceived" wife.

Listen, I care less about your comments than I do about the fly I've just t**t for flying round my head twice !!! but do you really need to lower yourself to the "I've just s*****d your wife" level of insult?

This is a DIY type forum where we chat about normal stuff isn't it?

Disappointed in you tonight Bean...

She didn't complain as much as you.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Anyway, it's dextraneous you should be angry with.

 

[Sombrero]

Anyway, it's dextraneous you should be angry with.

Not angry, nor drunk.... just throwing out a fishing line with a fairly big hook on !!!! about to reel it in... wonder if I'll catch a bean?

 

[Dextraneous]

Anyway, it's dextraneous you should be angry with.

Pardon. I tell her how lovely her husband is and impart a few humourous stories. You, however, seems fixated about certain "unnatural" acts involving a donkey, a bungee rope and a combined harvester. And you try to apportion blame on me???

Outrageous