YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS

[Belrose]

Markie - I think you have frightened him.....

Bel

 

[Softus]

Markie - I think you have frightened him.

You need to have more faith than that, me luvley.

 

[Belrose]

8) I was worried that I was going to have to do 'a Kate Middleton'.

Annabel

 

[BOB D.O.L.E]

Whats happened to kevplumb has he gone to the states yet and met up with mlb3,

is he gonna invite us to the wedding, not been to a good do for ages.

 

[Softus]

8) I was worried that I was going to have to do 'a Kate Middleton'.

Er, do you mean throw yourself at me in the hope of becoming a princess, or accept The Queen's invitation to interrogate you over afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches, or pose like this:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004150455,00.jpg

 

[BOB D.O.L.E]

8) I was worried that I was going to have to do 'a Kate Middleton'.

Er, do you mean throw yourself at me in the hope of becoming a princess, or accept The Queen's invitation to interrogate you over afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches, or pose like this:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004150455,00.jpg

excuse me softus DADDYS BACK STOP HIJACKING MY THREAD DOOD
if their is any women on my thread they will be seeing boby big ba..lls first get it dood...................

 

[Softus]

We're just passing the time until you tell us why you're gonna be so rich, Bob.

Are you going to sell your nasal hair?

 

[gcol]

 

[Belrose]

Bob wrote :

'DADDY'S BACK STOP HIJACKING MT THREAD DOOD'


I don't think we hijacked your thread, Bob, it was you who aborted it almost as soon as you had written it......

Also you hijacked your own thread by asking about Kev and Bett -
(Yeah, I want to know too - very quiet recently, one of the reasons why Softus and I are filling the void....)

Bob also wrote:

'if there is any women on my thread.......'

Coolies, Bob - I am a ladette......

Softus, my beloved, I shall start a new thread under 'KM' to reply to your last post.

Annabel

 

[gcol]

Careful Softus..... bunnies, pans and hot water spring to mind.

 

[Belrose]

Ooh g.col - you are so cynical .....do you not recognise true cyber-love when you see it ??

Annabel (or maybe you are just jealous that I have chosen him....)

 

[BOB D.O.L.E]

Ooh g.col - you are so cynical .....do you not recognise true cyber-love when you see it ??

Annabel (or maybe you are just jealous that I have chosen him....)

Belrose you must be a hard up fat slapper to find love in cyber space send in the pics and i will give yea a points score.

Better not tho you might scare off Softus...

 

[gcol]

Ooh g.col - you are so cynical .....do you not recognise true cyber-love when you see it ??
Annabel (or maybe you are just jealous that I have chosen him....)

No but I recognise "looney woman that is bored" syndrome. Been there done that, got the t-shirt.
It starts off all innocent, then moves to one person e-mailing the other. Once that happens, it's a slippery slope. The next thing you know you're sending 1000+ e-mails a week, staying up till the small hours chatting via e-mail (or if you're single MSN). This goes on for a few weeks or even months, then one of you says that you think love the other person, then you arrange to meet. You meet up for rampant sex a few times and that's when the trouble starts. One of you probably won't commit to anything serious and it's at this point that the bunny gets it. So be careful you crazy kids.

 

[Softus]

gcol, whether or not you accept it, you are being cynical about this, and it's colouring your judgement to the extent that you haven't noticed that Belrose is ripping the p*ss out of you.

 

[gcol]

Softus moves onto phase 2 of the romance. Or am I ripping the pi*s out of you?