You know you're old when.........

[clf-gas]

When you're shaving in the morning, you look up into the mirror and your face is still looking down at the sink

True but I dont use a mirror yet,,,,, spose Ive got the face of a fiveteen year odd

 

[tim west]

When you're shaving in the morning, you look up into the mirror and your face is still looking down at the sink

True but I dont use a mirror yet,,,,, spose Ive got the face of a fiveteen year odd

you mean you're too young to shave?

 

[Trazor]

When you're shaving in the morning, you look up into the mirror and your face is still looking down at the sink

When your willy, which used to watch you shave, now watches you clean your shoes......

 

[megawatt]

When you used to be able to see your feet

 

[jefoss]

(not me personally) bt when your hair comes off your head and down through your ears and nose!

 

[Shutpa]

When a woman of 50+ offers you her seat on the bus and you take it!

 

[David P]

when you stop seeing toys that you had as a kid in antique shops.
and start seeing them at auction.


when you find yourself searching for the Rawl-drill to fix that batten onto the wall.

 

[Space cat]

When your memory gets shorter but your anecdotes get longer. Or --

you hear a re-release of a song by an original artist and the kids say it wasnt as good as the original (which was the cover version) or the cover version or the follow up cover version

That's so true. I can usually go one better and tell them from which original the latest hit has been blatantly copied. Actually you have to be a bit careful with this because that 'original' may have been copied from something even older. On one occasion I clearly identified the opening bars of Slade's "Goodby to Jane" only to find that I was in fact listening to some old jazz!

But that's enough anecdotes for one day. Meanwhile, getting old isn't all bad. Sex lasts longer for a start.

 

[oompah]

But that's enough anecdotes for one day. Meanwhile, getting old isn't all bad. SEX lasts longer for a start. [/quote]Depends on how quick you say it

 

[tim west]

when the only dribbling you do doesn't involve football

 

[Thermo]

when the doctor stops taking an intrest in your balls and starts poking around your arse

 

[bernardgreen]

SEX lasts longer for a start. t

Or rather what you once could make last all night if you wanted to now takes you all night

 

[tim west]

spending most of the night trying to remember what to do?

 

[Space cat]

Or rather what you once could make last all night if you wanted to now takes you all night

Or, to put it another way, "When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night you're the oldest swinger in town." (Fred Wedlock, 198x?).

Here's another one:

"A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair. Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear."

PS: The days of twice in a row might be long gone but once really does last longer - and that's not counting the time it takes to extract myself from the ceiling!

 

[tim west]

you dont attach pillows to the ceiling beforehand??