You know you're old when.........

[Hysteresis]

When Billy Connoly's advice to the young does not seem funny because you empathise with it - the advice being
1 Never under estimate the pleasure of a ****, (Ref Prostate problems)
2. In the very unlikely event that you find yourself with an erection, don't waste it - even if you are on your own.

 

[confidentincompetent]

When on holiday you dont get pestered by young nubile gals to go into this club an that club anymore.....

 

[securespark]

you laugh at the fashions the kids where as you cant belive that what you were wearing has come back again.

Bell bottoms!!

 

[ricicle]

Tank - tops ??????!!!!!!

 

[tim west]

shiny black plastic all in one body suit with....erm i mean round collared shirts and kipper ties

 

[Nige F]

When you dont quite make it to the loo

.

"TENA for men is available in two levels of absorbency and protection, both offering you all-day comfort, dryness and security. Level 1 is specially designed for men who only lose small drops of urine. "

I wasnt implying urine

when a tenner was worth something.....and STD was telephones

 

[Ricky2]

We spend more and more time thinking about the Hereafter

Get all the way upstairs, go into the bedroom and think "What did I come in hereafter?"

 

[billyo]

when more mates are in boot hill than the pub

 

[notb665]

When you keep repeating things.

 

[notb665]

When you keep repeating things.

 

[megawatt]

When you keep repeating things.

 

[megawatt]

Things

 

[megawatt]

Things

 

[tim west]

When you're young it's bad manners to cough without putting your hand to your mouth, when old it's a necessity to stop your dentures falling out.

 

[masona]

When you're reading the death column