New years resolutions

[dextrous]

Stop smoking!
Lose a couple of stone.
Make peace with Blasphemous.

Hey Dex, no need for that, we is still mates.

Phew - thought I'd pushed it perhaps a little too far.

 

[RF Lighting]

Stop doing stupid things whilst drunk

Well that one didn't last long

 

[conny]

[/quote]RF Lighting wrote:
Stop doing stupid things whilst drunk


Well that one didn't last long

Which bit?

 

[RF Lighting]

I was doing daft things this morning whilst drunk, so I've broken my resoloution already

 

[conny]

Pray, do tell!

We are very discreet on here you know.

 

[dextrous]

Pray, do tell!

We are very discreet on here you know.

Apparently it involves his stainless steel tape measure (for outdoor use ), a space hopper, some blancmange and a copy of dehlia's complete cookery course (or rather, the front cover of it )

 

[conny]

I'm speechless!

(Thought it would have been Nigellas at least!)

 

[tim west]

oh Nigella!

 

[RF Lighting]

Pray, do tell!

We are very discreet on here you know.

I'm not telling, but there are photos

 

[conny]

As I said,
we are very discreet on here.

You may PM me a copy of them in their entirety.

 

[NoHounds]

(edited because i changed my mind)

 

[dextrous]

Well - no ciggies since 1 am (ish) on 1 Jan. A few twinges, to be expected, bit of a cough and sore throat developing - to be expected.

 

[conny]

bit of a cough and sore throat developing

Swine Flu.