Nope the truth!! Annoying facts such as a pre 70's "sports" car will be out accelerated out braked out performed and out classed in every way by an astra 1.9 TD. Old cars... just that.... old fit for recycling only.
I just detest that phrase "they dont build them like they used to" damn right it's called progress! !
Ahem...
I drive many cars at work and most, (but not all), are modern crap! The Octavia has a magnetic catch on the boot which doesn’t release well; so we have all at some point tried to pull it open because it should be open but isn’t: nearly wrenching a tendon in the process. You have to stand on one leg singing alleluia for it to open.
If a car stalls you can’t just turn the ignition key because some smart ar$e thought that was too easy. So you have to turn it completely off and back on again.
The Pukegeot 206 is throwing a hissy fit for the third time in as many years. ‘They’ still don’t know what it is but have changed Lambda sensors and F knows what else, to no avail.
So we just drive it around now and accept it as a fairground ride like a bucking bronco. Oh, and because of all the so-called efficiency and boasts that it’ll go for three miles just on the smell of an oily rag, it wouldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding. Talking of which...
The mpg figures are completely fabricated! They’re better than my 23 year old Micra, just, but I get 44mpg average and, (unlike their fudging figures), can get that figure with the mirrors on and brake pads in situ.
When I use the indicator on my old car it has a proper switch. Left indicates left; right indicates right – simples! The Astra and Octavia have some electronic PIC, as it’s known. So to turn the indicator off I have to say a prayer and roll a dice until I get a six. But after several attempts to turn it off and it flashing right, left, right, left in doing so – I manage to get some nebulous sweet spot with the woolly lever totally bereft of any feel finally does something I want it to do.
I could go on but yeah, they call it progress all right...
