This post might save your life......if you apply it.

When we were kids a mate of mine got hit by a bus while waiting at a bus stop.

Please take my advice and never stand at a bus stop, this could also save your life.
Thousands die each year in motor vehicles..stay out of them
 
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The Queen Mother nearly choked on a fish bone. Don’t eat fish.
 
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Don't walk across the road, especially while pizzed and gawping at your phone: "you never know what idiots are going to be driving around".

BBC News - Phone-staring warning after Wellingborough 'hit-and-run'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571


For all anyone knows, the daft sod could have walked into the side of the car as it passed, and her injuries resulted from the ensuing fall.....
 
Definetly do not travel by train,you will be stabbed to death.
 
Don't walk across the road, especially while pizzed and gawping at your phone: "you never know what idiots are going to be driving around".
BBC News - Phone-staring warning after Wellingborough 'hit-and-run'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571
For all anyone knows, the daft sod could have walked into the side of the car as it passed, and her injuries resulted from the ensuing fall.....
Also she "...was walking home from her girlfriend's house to pick up clothes for a trip to Brighton"

Just asking for trouble.
 
Most men who are murdered are stabbed by their partner during a domestic episode.

The most common place for this to happen is in the home, in the kitchen, where the knifes are kept.

If you are a man & don't want to be stabbed by your partner during a domestic . . . . STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

On the basis that she hasn't yet stabbed me to death this approach appears to work well.
 
My dashcam records all the bellend drivers outside, and records my Mrs. backseat driving inside.:unsure:
 
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