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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gasbanni, 1 Jan 2019.

  1. durhamplumber

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    Thousands die each year in motor vehicles..stay out of them
     
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    The Queen Mother nearly choked on a fish bone. Don’t eat fish.
     
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    Thank you, Nausey. Don't like to brag, but I've had no complaints. Anyway, who told you? Your wife?

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Her uncle.
     
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    Yeah, such a small world. Who'd have thought her uncle would be dogging through the car window at Cannock Chase when I was getting it on with her. Was amazed when she wanted him to join in.

    Still, they say it's the game for all the family.
     
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    The joke is done bud. Know when to quit.
     
  8. Brigadier

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    Don't walk across the road, especially while pizzed and gawping at your phone: "you never know what idiots are going to be driving around".

    BBC News - Phone-staring warning after Wellingborough 'hit-and-run'
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571


    For all anyone knows, the daft sod could have walked into the side of the car as it passed, and her injuries resulted from the ensuing fall.....
     
  9. durhamplumber

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    Definetly do not travel by train,you will be stabbed to death.
     
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    Also she "...was walking home from her girlfriend's house to pick up clothes for a trip to Brighton"

    Just asking for trouble.
     
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    And don't stay at home it's where most accidents occurr. It's a jungle out there I tell you.
     
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    How she made it to that age with her devil-may-care approach, I'll never know.
     
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    Most men who are murdered are stabbed by their partner during a domestic episode.

    The most common place for this to happen is in the home, in the kitchen, where the knifes are kept.

    If you are a man & don't want to be stabbed by your partner during a domestic . . . . STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

    On the basis that she hasn't yet stabbed me to death this approach appears to work well.
     
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    My dashcam records all the bellend drivers outside, and records my Mrs. backseat driving inside.:unsure:
     
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