So who exactly is running the country?
- Thread starter ellal
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I think you should be - you're up all hours and profess to have all the answers. 
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/carrie-symonds-announces-cabinet-reshuffle-20201112202451
CARRIE Symonds, in her capacity as prime minister’s consort, has announced a full cabinet reshuffle.
Symonds, who holds the role because she was the one Boris Johnson was impregnating when the music stopped, fired director of communications Lee Cain yesterday and intends to clear out more dead wood today.
She said: “Dominic Raab goes. He once came in when I was breastfeeding, and I can’t forget the look on his face.
“Michael Gove we’ll shift to somewhere else unimportant – maybe environment? – just to keep him tantalisingly orbiting power.
“Hancock stays, in advance of next year’s trial and public execution, but I’m just one more unmarried mother to Priti Patel so she’s getting Northern Ireland. That should be fun, what with all these interesting customs arrangements.
“And Rishi’s going nowhere. We all love Rishi. He’s actually got money, unlike that broke-ass bitch I’ve ended up shackled to.”
She added: “Dom? I can’t take Dom away from him. Dom’s all he’s got.”
CARRIE Symonds, in her capacity as prime minister’s consort, has announced a full cabinet reshuffle.
Symonds, who holds the role because she was the one Boris Johnson was impregnating when the music stopped, fired director of communications Lee Cain yesterday and intends to clear out more dead wood today.
She said: “Dominic Raab goes. He once came in when I was breastfeeding, and I can’t forget the look on his face.
“Michael Gove we’ll shift to somewhere else unimportant – maybe environment? – just to keep him tantalisingly orbiting power.
“Hancock stays, in advance of next year’s trial and public execution, but I’m just one more unmarried mother to Priti Patel so she’s getting Northern Ireland. That should be fun, what with all these interesting customs arrangements.
“And Rishi’s going nowhere. We all love Rishi. He’s actually got money, unlike that broke-ass bitch I’ve ended up shackled to.”
She added: “Dom? I can’t take Dom away from him. Dom’s all he’s got.”
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durhamplumber
I thought it was you Gal and Notchy running the country..
They all think they should be.
@fillyboy 
You sound disillusioned.
What's going on at the moment is unhappy MP's, maybe the ones that voted against lock down. Perhaps they wouldn't have done if they were not 100% sure Labour would help get it through - who knows as some of them are a bit weird.
The cabinet is unusual in that each are near 100% autonomous - no Blare strumming his fender while figuring out what all should do. Boris feels his gov isn't working and loads don't like Cummins. He has the out brigade in all sorts of positions. That's the out group.
An observer commented that if Cummins intends to fulfil his aims he will be around for some time. He might be behind the idea of clearing out the deadwood. The 1922 lot are too by the sound of it but some of those are pretty useless as well.
However once again we are very near a 100% free trade deal. 5g spreads covid.
But we may be, who knows.
I suspect they will choose a 2 Jags type - some one the complainers will find acceptable. Not that it will definitely make any difference, just be politically correct.
You sound disillusioned. What's going on at the moment is unhappy MP's, maybe the ones that voted against lock down. Perhaps they wouldn't have done if they were not 100% sure Labour would help get it through - who knows as some of them are a bit weird.
The cabinet is unusual in that each are near 100% autonomous - no Blare strumming his fender while figuring out what all should do. Boris feels his gov isn't working and loads don't like Cummins. He has the out brigade in all sorts of positions. That's the out group.
An observer commented that if Cummins intends to fulfil his aims he will be around for some time. He might be behind the idea of clearing out the deadwood. The 1922 lot are too by the sound of it but some of those are pretty useless as well.
However once again we are very near a 100% free trade deal. 5g spreads covid.
But we may be, who knows.I suspect they will choose a 2 Jags type - some one the complainers will find acceptable. Not that it will definitely make any difference, just be politically correct.
It's Carrie now. Doris does what she tells him.
Maybe Parliament should take back control. Elected representatives instead of a bunch of unelected toadies chosen because they're chums or old school friends of a weak and ineffectual TV entertainer with a penchant for lying and adulterous affairs.
"Take Back Control."
That's a good slogan.
Maybe Parliament should take back control. Elected representatives instead of a bunch of unelected toadies chosen because they're chums or old school friends of a weak and ineffectual TV entertainer with a penchant for lying and adulterous affairs.
"Take Back Control."
That's a good slogan.
"STFU, losers". Would be a better one.
have you been squabbling with Sod?
