Keir cleared (beergate)

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Durham Police has completed its investigation re Keir Starmer and 'beergate.' Result. No case to answer. Case closed.
 
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Are you surprised? It has been a mid work meal right from the start along with his campaign team in the area. Even doing the phone call stuff -come vote etc.

Me, I'm 100% Cameron phoned me once. He did do this - good practice for them. His voice is easily recognisable.
 
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Hmm I wonder if the new Tory leader will do a Starmer and

Kick the previous leader he just replaced and X colleague out of the party :ROFLMAO:
 
There is a history of short-sightedness in Durham.

If Durham plod can't be trusted to deal with the community grooming gangs, there is no chance of a proper Dominoes pizza inquiry

Boris Johnson
Keir Starmer

the one that is the liar has got his comeuppance
the one that told the truth has been exonerated.
 
Perhaps a nod and a wink took place

Next election Labour win it

Big pay hike for plod ???

Just a thought
 
Was all a load of nonsense any way
Boris Johnson - the first sitting PM to be prosecuted for breaking the law. You Brexers must be awfully proud of your disgraced PM.

He ought to take is God-awful Brexit with him - to his ditch.
 

SIR Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner have released an official statement after being cleared by Durham police simply reading ‘Lol’.

The Labour leader and deputy leader were investigated for Beergate, a scandal invented by right-wing newspapers, cleared completely and plan an epic ****-up this afternoon.

A spokesman said: “Sir Keir and Angela are out at the pub right now. I mean, you can’t blame them, can you? What a hilarious end to an absolutely cracking week.

“They’ll start easy this afternoon with a few pints outside a Westminster pub, probably raising an ironic toast to ‘Sir Beer Korma’, a phrase the Sun invented that it might not be finding so funny today.

“I imagine they’ll raise a glass to Boris being hoyed out of office for being a lying prick while they get ****faced. Angela might order a bottle of Veuve Clicquot just to wind up Dominic Raab.

“After that they’ll see where the day takes them – probably an ironic curry – but they want to reinforce that this is f**king hilarious, that they’ve never had more to celebrate, and that it doesn’t matter which **** the Tories elect because even ****ed they could kick their arse handily.”

He added: “And just to repeat, for the sake of clarity and schadenfreude: ‘Lol’.”
 
Boris Johnson - the first sitting PM to be prosecuted for breaking the law. You Brexers must be awfully proud of your disgraced PM.

He ought to take is God-awful Brexit with him - to his ditch.

You need to get a grip noseall

Than again perhaps not :ROFLMAO: Could be the problem ??

You have got exited by this entire caper no need for any pills of late than :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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