Anyone used one of these?

[ellal]

You should be able to squat and sh*t without propping yourself against the wall...

Otherwise it's an 'old man test' failure

 

[Mottie]

Have you never done a rough poo, out in the wilds?

Yeah, when I used to go fishing years ago, that’s why I asked. What I did then was squat and fall back against a tree trunk but even then, you had to make sure you didn’t shìt straight into your pants. Mind you, I was usually wearing wellington’s and that made it harder to pull your trousers right down…

 

[noseall]

Yeah, when I used to go fishing years ago, that’s why I asked. What I did then was squat and fall back against a tree trunk but even then, you had to make sure you didn’t shìt straight into your pants. Mind you, I was usually wearing wellington’s and that made it harder to pull your trousers right down…

I once did a poo in the sea (water skiing enama) and it's one of the best poos ever.

 

[JP_]

Crouch and have a shyte I think (don't go mental people) I think Muslims do it

It's the natural way, and not just Muslims, probably most humans still. Better for your bowels and anal passage, less strain, less damage ...
But West is best.

 

[Mottie]

I once did a poo in the sea (water skiing enama) and it's one of the best poos ever.

That must have looked like an octopus making his escape!

 

[noseall]

That must have looked like an octopus making his escape!

It floats instantly and then tries to follow you.

 

[Deluks]

This thread has been an eye opener, I thought they were for brushing your teeth in?

 

[motorbiking]

The risk of splash back from the height of the drop is significant. I can't see how you could unload any significant amount without walking out partially covered in it.

 

[MNW67]

It floats instantly and then tries to follow you.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Find another toilet i would

Or upgrade his hotel room.

EDIT - Just noticed Notchy beat me to it.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

With all the hordes coming this way, B&Q will need to stock these things soon.

 

[Koolpc]

Its a

How?


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Its a manual bidet....

When you have done your job, a hand comes up from the hole and cleans the exit site!!!!

 

[ReganAndCarter]

You should be able to squat and sh*t without propping yourself against the wall...

Otherwise it's an 'old man test' failure

I'm guessing that in backwards countries that have these abberations, no one lives past 40. I'm not including Scotland in this.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

When you have done your job, a hand comes up from the hole and cleans the exit site!!!!

Does it do 'extras'?

 

[Koolpc]

Does it do 'extras'?

Notchy would know..