Diynot summer party

Highway Man said:

I cannot attend without a stage for me to do all of my routines. It’s that simple.

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MNW67 said:

Are you planning on doing the one with the dog and a can of pedigree chum.

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MNW67 said:

Are you planning on doing the one with the dog and a can of pedigree chum.

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King Billy said:

Can't you manage with just a pole?
I'm sure we can find some suitable music for you to do your pole dancing routine.

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Highway Man said:

Stop being silly. I need a stage to have a grande entrance. You can hardly expect me to simply walk through the door.

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King Billy said:

Pete would open it for you.

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King Billy said:

Pete would open it for you.

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Highway Man said:

He will be announcing me onto the stage through the PA system. I will first appear in my gold speedos and do a 10 minute work out routine and flex my muscles. Next I will get changed and play my guitar and have everyone singing. Then before I depart I will do a 10 min Q&A section where I will answer all of those questions you have about me. Pete will then announce my departure where I will walk off the stage to everyone’s applause.

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pete01 said:

OMG MNW67 and highway man meet at the port...

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King Billy said:

Then Pete shakes you and shouts,"WAKE UP, YOU'RE DREAMING AGAIN, AND STOP SNORING.!"

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Highway Man said:

You have a vivid imagination

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King Billy said:

Pot, kettle, black.

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Highway Man said:

Turn up and prepare to be shocked and say. OMG.

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King Billy said:

Then Pete shakes you and shouts,"WAKE UP, YOU'RE DREAMING AGAIN, AND STOP SNORING.!"

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