Markie don't ever underestimate the "oldies"! My grandparents came to visit me in Brighton the other week. They came on a coach trip and told me their estimated time of arrival.. now anyone who knows Brighton knows that where the coaches stop at Madeira Drive is at the foot of the cliff face and the only way back to the promenade is some 100+ steps upwards. I had planned to stroll down and meet them, then get us all a taxi back to my gaff. Turns out they got here an hour early, didn't bother to phone, first I knew about it was when the doorbell went! "Let me pay for the taxi", says I.... "Bugger off lad, we walked it..." says Grandad... he's 94!!! He did have a good half hour's sit down though before I took them both out for dinner 
