A vaccine

[securespark]

Yet

Had you had the cheek to ridicule your missus, because she wasn't happy with a mattress choice

Pot, kettle, black (on steroids) comes to mind

Sorry you'll have to explain this... it's gone right over my head!

 

[securespark]

let it go now

Cheers, Notch. Feel a lot better. What's your fee?

 

[Brigadier]

Tried fitting a single blanket on my side of the existing mattress and it was a complete PIA, because it wouldn't stay in place.
I have suggested a blanket across the whole mattress and her side remains unused, but Mrs Secure does not like them under the sheet. Princess and the pea perhaps?

Sorry you'll have to explain this... it's gone right over my head!

HTH

 

[JohnD]

Delighted to see the latest campaign video starring Donald Trump

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=844223729390613