Anyone used one of these?

[fixitflav]

I’d be frightened of falling back and my hand going down there. What do you hold on to? Do you take your trousers and pants off? What if the floor is wet?

A pal of mine used one in the Middle East. It had what looked grab handles, but when he pulled one a jet of ice-cold water hit him up the crack of his arse.

 

[noseall]

Wuss. It's only poo. Besides, what better place to be, when you need a quick wash down.

 

[opps]

Was in a backstreet boozer in Belgrade years ago, asked the barman where the bogs were and he pointed to a shower cubicle in the corner of the pub, and sure enough a flimsy plastic shower cubicle was where the regulars p*ssed and shat in. Great pub though, every second round he'd give you a pint glass full of free popcorn.

Years ago, a bird "liked" went to India. She and Kate were travelling around. They went somewhere they were offered "special tea" she was so off her tits afterwards that when she needed a pee, she inadvertently walked into the empty kitchen and squatted over an open drain and went for a pee.

She survived India but not the big red London bus which killed her...