AVRO gone bust!

[Captain Nemesis]

AVRO has just gone bust which is surprising as it had nearly 600,000 customers and not previously considered a risky minnow. Online accounts are locked so unable to access my statements to confirm current balance.
Not a happy bunny

Earlier today I said to the Purser, "we used to be with Avro Energy, didnt we".

"We still are", she said.

 

[Mottie]

Hello, Steve, we just want to reassure you that we are in a strong and stable position, just like Theresa May was. And as major sponsors of Bogchester Rovers, who Im chairman of, I want to reassure you that I have every confidence in the manager despite us not having won a game this season. Lastly, were expecting a postal order any day now.

Lol. That was along the lines of my initial thought when I received that email hence the '’ in my post.