By-election poll

[IT Minion]

So, what are the bets on the By-elections today?

Three Tory seats under threat from labour and the lib Dems, all with significant Tory majorities at present.

Byelection polls open with Rishi Sunak forecasting ‘tough’ fight to save seats

Opposition parties hope to overturn government majorities in three constituencies vacated by Tory MPs amid controversy

www.theguardian.com

 

[Brigadier]

Electorate vote for turds, if they wear their rosette.

 

[motorbiking]

Protest vote potential as it won’t change the government.

I reckon they will lose all with very low turn out

 

[Ihavenojob]

Uxbridge will be interesting, maybe a "referendum" on ULEZ,

 

[motorbiking]

The labour guy says he opposes it and Sir wishy washy said almost the same thing in lawyer speak - i.e. he said something but nothing.

 

[noseall]

Protest vote potential as it won’t change the government.

It's a by-election not a general election.

 

[fillyboy]

Shock as Uxbridge and South Ruislip still trusted to vote

ALLOWING the constituency which backed Boris Johnson to continue to vote has caused nationwide alarm and disgust.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

ALLOWING the constituency which backed Boris Johnson to continue to vote has caused nationwide alarm and disgust.

Letting the residents of Uxbridge and South Ruislip exercise their democratic rights is clearly an administrative oversight as they have already demonstrated they cannot be trusted to make rational decisions.

A Downing Street spokesperson said: “We’re just as worried as the public. Last time they happily backed a narcissistic nutjob with more kids than brain cells, so God knows what monster they’re planning to unleash on the country this time.

“They’re spoilt for choice when it comes to ****s too. Laurence Fox is running on behalf of Reclaim, Piers Corbyn is standing for Let London Live, whatever that is. There’s even a UKIP candidate for retro ******s stuck in 2016.

“In an ideal world anyone who trots out the cliches ‘Boris was a character’ or ‘He got the vaccine rolled out early‘ would be shot on sight. It’s undemocratic but it would stop them voting. And breeding.

“The best-case scenario is that constituents vote for Count Binface. So what if he’s a parody? His promise to slash the price of croissants is a legitimately good policy, especially during the cost of living crisis. Let’s give him a go.”

Uxbridge and South Ruislip resident Nikki Hollis said: “I think I’ll scrawl ‘Boris’ on the ballot paper with my excrement. Always seems to work.”

 

[fillyboy]

It's a by-election not a general election.

No flies on you nosy.

 

[noseall]

No flies on you nosy.

but plenty on MBK ...

Protest vote potential as it won’t change the government.

 

[Bod ...]

It's a by-election not a general election.

Only fools protest vote in a general election.

 

[Bod ...]

No flies on you nosy.

They are just buzzing round his head.

 

[Murdochcat]

Tbh I don’t think ANY party has policies that are coherent and honest

 

[gant]

I see the WEF won all three seats again.

 

[Odds]

A three-way split between the parties and the Tories hold Uxbridge. Boris will be so chuffed.
All of 'em will make into a victory of some sort.
On that basis can we look forward to a hung parliament at the next GE?

 

[Notch7]

Interesting how Conservatives won in Uxbridge by campaigning against Boris Johnson’s ULEZ scheme.

Tory lies never end.