
Bike theives nil too when they tried to nick my commuter scooter. I introduced him to my scaffold pole. Would have chased him but he had 40 years on me! Still, I heard a satisfying crunch when my bar made contact with his helmet.
So you just happened to have a scaffold pole nearby?
How could he ride the bike away?
So you just happened to have a scaffold pole nearby?
How could he ride the bike away?

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That must be a slow getaway? Wouldnt it look strange someone just pushing a scooter?

Lol. It’s one I have in my garage for levering wishbones down. One of them rides right next to it pushing it along the road with his foot - they get up quite a speed. To most people, it just looks like two bike buddies riding along close together. Like this:
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Seriously? You've never seen someone pushing a scooter? It happens plenty.
Lol. It’s one I have in my garage for levering wishbones down. One of them rides right next to it pushing it along the road with his foot - they get up quite a speed. To most people, it just looks like two bike buddies riding along close together. Like this:
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Yep. No servo's on bike brakes so the engine doesn’t need to be running. Obviously, the ABS wouldn’t work but that’s the least of their worries.Bloody hell. But would the brakes work? These thieves are an enterprising bunch.
Bloody hell. But would the brakes work? These thieves are an enterprising bunch.