Charities.

[Big Tone]

[Now tell us what the Salvation Army top man gets - and tell us which is the bigger organisation.

Gwon - I dare you.

He gets a place in heaven , from where he`ll look down @ you and - cuz you Joe 90 are goin` DOWN and it`ll be more than 90 degrees there

I always remember overhearing a conversation at an airport yonks ago..

1st man: "So are you going up or down in the afterlife?"

2nd man: "I don't mind; I'll have friends on both sides"