Hi John,
I didn't articulate the point very well. I wasn't really trying to argue that a more pragmatic way would be to answer the OPs questions. It was to suggest that BAS's "You're a f***ing d***" approach wasn't yielding results. Indeed, BAS has reiterated his font size 300 message three times and yet there's no sign of the OP changing tact. He's also just quoted another of his own posts, again suggesting that the message hasn't got through. I'm not sure why he keeps flogging a dead horse.
Many moons ago, I was a project manager and coming from a military background, I soon found the approach of "you do x, you do y, you do z, get on with it" tended to result in a response of "f*** off" from the people it was aimed at.* Indeed, at performance review time I got two objectives: "investigate alternative management styles to classic military" and "read a book on motivation theory". Fast forward 15 years and more than one person has pointed out that "you're very good at getting what you want." Clue: I learned and tried a different approach. It amazing how even a sightly differently worded request can yield such differing results:
"I need this doing now" == "f*** off"
"I have this really urgent job I need to get done. I don't know if you could fit this in in the next hour or so but it would really help me out" == "yeah, sure, I'll do it now in fact"
* I was young and naive