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Coronavirus. Trump's got it.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bernardgreen, 2 Oct 2020.

  1. SirGalahad

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    River styx. It was a total lie but his Press Sec was just attacking reporters asking for clarification.

    This is what happens when you let lies persist - erosion of democracy.
     
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    That's what two party politics gets you.

    It's not like we had a much better choice in the UK.
     
  4. SirGalahad

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    Calls his wife "Mother" - what family dynamics must be going on in that house...
     
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    https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/poli...er-massive-injection-of-bleach-20201002201085

    DONALD Trump is being injected with a litre of bleach which will cure his Coronavirus.

    The president said he would be fine by tomorrow as his daughter and new personal physician Ivanka Trump erected a crude drip that will flood his circulatory system with floor cleaner.

    Trump said: “I’m getting the very best bleach here, it’s presidential grade bleach that just cleans out everything. Very top quality injecting bleach.

    “Then I’ll have a handful of those mosquito pills and some snacks, and be back on the golf course tomorrow afternoon.

    “It’s no big deal. If you look at Boris, he seems really healthy now. To look at him you’d never know he’d even had it.”

    He added: “I’d like to thank my medical team and also any obscure white supremacist groups with a vote to spare.”

    Immunologist Dr Susan Traherne said: “Only time will tell, but apart from rank stupidity the factors against Donald Trump here are his age, weight and the collective prayers of several billion people.”
     
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  7. Brigadier

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    More fool the 'murcans.
    If Trump stays in, he'll be almost 80 by the end of his second term.
    If Biden gets in and does two full terms, he'll be approaching 90.

    As @transam would say, Jeez us wept:LOL:
     
  8. EFLImpudence

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    What I don't understand - being happily retired - is why the hell do they want to do it?
     
  9. Notch7

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    his daily routine:


    morning- get up, send a random tweet, chill for a bit
    have a round of golf
    dye hair
    avoid paying some tax


    lunch- 2 x filet o fish
    nap

    afternoon -paint his face orange
    claim something is "fake news"
    say "what a tremendous job Im doing"




    its not so bad
     
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    For him, no.
    For the rest,..........
     
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  12. Dangee

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    Do the runners have to fund everything themselves?
     
  13. noseall

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    I take my hat off to them both regards electioneering. Apparently its knackering for a fit young bod. The adrenaline, the highs and lows, plane journeys, being whisked hither and thither, the press, the interviews, talk shows etc.
     
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    Trump can't, he's skint. Did you know he only paid about $1'500 in federal taxes in the last decade or so? Poor old orange moron.
     
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    Strange how people rightly get exorcised about buying votes, but a US presidential candidate stumps up around half a billion to be in with a chance of the big seat.....
     
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    That was Bloomberg, Trump didn't spend much cash of his own. Bloomberg got torn to shreds for trying to buy the nomination.
     
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    No, because he's skint. Didn't he get caught spending charity money on himself (naughty boy)?


    Only because it failed. Trump detests Bloomberg because he's rich.
     
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