Employment Tribunals.

I had a grievance raised about me once from a female boss. Her grievance was that she liked me and wanted a shag and I kept turning her down, so I ended up having to shag her guts out until she was satisfied with the d just to keep my job. She forced me to do missionary position and she refused to wear a bag on her head which caused me to lose my erection numerous time. She didn't like me wearing condoms either. One day I turned up for work and she had left to join a circus of freaks. I was relieved beyond words. Then I woke up.
 
I've set the grievance process in motion but am not hopeful of a successful out outcome before I have to return to work. Just spent 6 days in hospital due to stress induced angina which was diagnosed after an angiogram and which confirmed my heart and general health are all in good condition. Consultants recommendation is to stay away from work until situation is resolved or remove myself from the situation if it can't be. Union advice is that if I have to remove myself permanently I may have a case for 'Constructive Dismissal'. Just trying to find some info on the success rate of tribunals for this kind of thing.
Heart and health in good condition? With Angina,,??..They could never be so specific as to narrow angina down to such a specific cause
 
I had a grievance raised about me once from a female boss. Her grievance was that she liked me and wanted a shag and I kept turning her down, so I ended up having to shag her guts out until she was satisfied with the d just to keep my job. She forced me to do missionary position and she refused to wear a bag on her head which caused me to lose my erection numerous time. She didn't like me wearing condoms either. One day I turned up for work and she had left to join a circus of freaks. I was relieved beyond words. Then I woke up.
Good one,
 
Why I'm being a bit vague about where, who and what. Lets say I do a very physical job and am quite fit so this episode is unusual.
Footballers are quite fit until they drop dead from a dicky heart
 
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