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cantaloup63 said:
Palmtop then?

To reiterate part of my deleted post --

It was late last night so I've only just worked that one out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

No further comment, except to ask why you brought Barclays into it. Didn't you mean Natbest? :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
sooey said:
The muslims eat when they get to heaven, apparently. I believe the more devout they are on earth, the bigger the dinners they get, the bigger the glass of wine, the comfier the chair, the fairer the handmaidens etc. etc.

I checked this with a Muslim and it's true. To quote his own words, "You can have anything you want." Then I read quite a few of the pages on that website breadnbutter posted (http://www.gotquestions.org/) and it soon became apparent that the 'Frequent Fliers club area' has much better amenities. Maybe Christians should think about converting. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Not wanting to be disrespectful to B&B but I checked out the 'sex in heaven link' and followed on to 'will we be be naked in heaven'.
It said:

'there would be nothing wrong with glorified believers in Heaven being naked'

I can't even bear to imagine it ..... I have just walked through my local town and the thought of all those shapes and sizes flopping about naked is just too much :shock: :shock:

If I ask really nicely please can I just stay here with my laptop :lol:
 
Susiejb said:
the thought of all those shapes and sizes flopping about naked is just too much :shock: :shock:

But:

breadnbutter said:
there is niether male or female in heaven.

So will everybody (every body; get it! :lol: :lol: :lol: ) look like the aliens from Close Encounters? Then again, that could be worse -- :? :? :?
 
If it's heaven they'll all look like that bird who was in the fantastic four. If it's hell they'll be more like that one off the chaser.
 
sooey said:
The muslims eat when they get to heaven, apparently. I believe the more devout they are on earth, the bigger the dinners they get, the bigger the glass of wine, the comfier the chair, the fairer the handmaidens etc. etc.

I checked this with a Muslim and it's true. To quote his own words, "You can have anything you want." Then I read quite a few of the pages on that website breadnbutter posted (http://www.gotquestions.org/) and it soon became apparent that the 'Frequent Fliers club area' has much better amenities. Maybe Christians should think about converting. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It gets even better, while the good muslims are stuffing themselves they can look down into the pit where all the dammed are suffering their eternal damnations. But they're not allowed to throw them a bone or anything, cos they're dammed.....don't laugh, a quarter of the worlds population believe this stuff. Then they blame the west because their backward arsed countries are still stuck in the middle ages. :roll: :roll: :lol:
 
Apparently sooey 80% of the worlds population believe in a god, you would imagine therefore that there would be more people on here defending religion.
Ref the scene that you describe......how can that be described as 'heaven' what a self satisfied, ignorant, selfish lot they would be..... the chosen few :shock: :shock:
Many religions have the heaven/hell basis as a similar theme so I don't think you can just single out the moslem faith.
 
Susiejb said:
you would imagine therefore that there would be more people on here defending religion.

Not really. Every statistician knows the importance of selecting a random sample " -- 80% of the worlds population -- " Europe is not a random sample of 'the world' and I don't believe that the UK is a random sample of Europe - maybe North Europe at best. On top of that, this is a DIY forum. The point I'm trying to make is that a bunch of technically minded people from a North European country are not a random sample of the world's population so, if most of us don't believe in any sort of supernatural entity, that's not a statistically significant result.  8)  8)  8)
 
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