Major breakthrough

[WoodYouLike]

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough.








Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them

 

[hermes]

Aparently they tested the prototype on a volounteer who was petite and dark-skinned, but the only music they could get the chip to play was Little Brown Jug(s)!

 

[Diyisfun]

Wont need my headphones anymore.

 

[Glassman]

Wont need my headphones anymore.

They work like headphones - when you put your face in between them

 

[williams89]

Can they be deliverd in plain brown envelopes?

BE HAPPY

 

[joe-90]

I took mine back. They were bust.

They kept on playing that Barbara Streisand song over and over again. You know the one:


"Mammaries, can be beautiful and yet..."


joe

 

[markie]

I took mine back. They were bust.

They kept on playing that Barbara Streisand song over and over again. You know the one:


"Mammaries, can be beautiful and yet..."


joe

All you've got to do is tweek the nipples and get the station you want.