May I start a thread on funny local papers?

[danechip]

I saw this one just this morning..

https://www.northantstelegraph.co.u...ive-a-car-like-this-through-kettering-3198699

 

[charliegolf]

Not seeing a problem here?

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

The problem is he's painted over his reg plate so he doesn't get done by a camera for speeding.

 

[charliegolf]

WAIT! Now I see the problem- the bounder is driving a Suzuki! Buy British for Brexit! Harrumph!

 

[Mottie]

Years ago, a couple of schoolgirls were allegedly abducted in Essex. The headline in the local paper said something like: "Police probe Basildon girls snatch".

 

[Ihavenojob]

Not seeing a problem here?

Are you blind? He isn't displaying an approved license plate.
Years ago a mental patient escaped and ended up having sex with 2 women at a launderette.
The headline was "Nut screws washers and bolts"

 

[Alec_t]

 

[Bodd]

The problem is he's painted over his reg plate so he doesn't get done by a camera for speeding.

Don't be a plank.... ... ...plank.... ..get it...... ?

 

[Bodd]

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[John the plumber]

Years ago, a couple of schoolgirls were allegedly abducted in Essex. The headline in the local paper said something like: "Police probe Basildon girls snatch".

SMH (yet again) (daily basis)

 

[Notch7]

SMH (yet again) (daily basis)

are you like 15 or something?

 

[fillyboy]

An unexploded bomb was discovered on a beach on the Isle of Wight, the local newspaper came up with the headline 'Shell found on beach'.

 

[danechip]

We had one over christmas where some pish head get slapped for being cheeky in a chip shop, they posted man gets battered.

 

[danechip]

Here it was

https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-man-battered-after-kettering-chippy-row-824754

 

[John the plumber]

are you like 15 or something?

Not I’m not but when it’s the same subject being spoken about on a daily basis multiple times then alarm bells start ringing.
Especially when that subject is of the nature of what he constantly posts every day.