Measure your own Chav factor!

[andy]

24%. altho am a goth

 

[AdamW]

24%. altho am a goth

Here are some dance moves for you!

Wonder if there is a "how goth are you?" test.

 

[andy]

i dont dance!

 

[AdamW]

i dont dance!

OK, some "Sway from side to side" moves

 

[TraineeSpark]

69% Chav, dear god, please help me. I have just thrown all the bling in the bin!!!

 

[bassman]

YEEESSSS.... 72%...... Result...! ... er... actually that's probably not good is it... no wonder I can't make any friends since moving to the Cotswolds from Middlesbrough.

 

[ZenStalinist]

I'm 56% Chav.

I consider myself a little chavvy but only in the non-unintelligent way.

 

[ChrisRogers]

I'm only 14%! lol

 

[kevplumb]

YEEESSSS.... 72%...... Result...! ... er... actually that's probably not good is it... no wonder I can't make any friends since moving to the Cotswolds from Middlesbrough.

says it all who would admit coming from boro
nearly as bad as being a monkey hanger

 

[kendor]

Here Pip what's all this Chav business, are we getting too old do you think?

 

[pipme]

Here Pip what's all this Chav business, are we getting too old do you think?

I think you are right, the Gypsies used that expression yonks ago, I thought I had heard it before.

 

[ninebob]

Just in case anyone hasn't seen it, down in the Car section:

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=109735#109735

 

[2scoops0406]

Here Pip what's all this Chav business, are we getting too old do you think?

I think you are right, the Gypsies used that expression yonks ago, I thought I had heard it before.

Well, google seems to think it means Cheltenham average, but I thought it meant Chatham Average. I mean one is Chev for short, the other is Chav. I don't know though, I don't know if it's in the OED yet.

 

[AdamW]

Whatabout a "chab"? Just one key on the keyboard away from chav.

It is the red-bellied wood pecker (Melanerpes Carolinus). And I suppose the peak of a burberry cap could be used in a similar fashion to a w'peckers beak.

 

[chainsaw_masochist]

Like ninebob's recommendation to Jimi - I'm very supportive.

Adam_W and D+J : There are just some people you shouldn't help under any circumstances.

Jimi: Do the chav test now! If you get less than 80% I'll eat my Burberry deerstalker!....Oh Bu**er!