Perks of the job?

[Ian H]

It's the drain smell, ladies love it

 

[woodbine]

Andy,wasn't it you who had your neighbour for Xmas when you were 16? What's your secret?

A decent rod.

 

[HERTS P&D]

16-28 were my fun years, I met my first wife at 28 then that's when all the 'fun' stopped. I was married for 7 years, I divorced her when I caught her cheating. What comes around-goes around.

My secret-Not bad looking but having bags of confidence.

Happy memories.

Andy

 

[noseall]

My secret-Not bad looking but having bags of confidence.

Confidence is a scent women find irresistible. A nervous bumbling male is no Alpha.

 

[securespark]

and last year one gave me a small bag of fresh figs straight off her tree.

Wow! I didn't know they grew in bags...

 

[DaveHerns]

These days, couldn't you claim for wrongful dismissal for sh@gging your boss's wife and daughter?

 

[motorbiking]

wife used to do PR for a diy chain. as long as we didn't mind the photo shoot we got 80% discount on kitchen, conservatory and bathroom.

i get free fruit on wednesdays

 

[Brigadier]

As many cuppas as I can handle.
Free lunches, if training delegates don't show, or there's an over-order

 

[blightymam]

i get free fruit on wednesdays

That's a bit random!

 

[noseall]

16-28 were my fun years

I call them my "fun time prior to being happily married" years.
Early to late twenties was memorable for me. Can't say I was altogether decent. Ho hum.

 

[ladylola]

Wow! I didn't know they grew in bags...

Best pop off to a garden centre then any ask the nice man behind the counter all about growbags

 

[motorbiking]

That's a bit random!

it's a work thing, intended to make us think they care about our diet and lives.

 

[woodbine]

Confidence is a scent women find irresistible.

Had you down as more of an Old Spice kind of person.

 

[Brigadier]

 

[EFLImpudence]

Confidence is a scent women find irresistible.

Otherwise known as bullshít.