S Softus Joined 21 Oct 2004 Messages 19,557 Reaction score 29 Country 24 Jul 2008 #1 If I found a burglar in my house I would offer him tea and cakes, and have a nice chinwag about how he embarked on a life of crime. What would you do?
If I found a burglar in my house I would offer him tea and cakes, and have a nice chinwag about how he embarked on a life of crime. What would you do?
nickso Joined 30 Oct 2006 Messages 6,743 Reaction score 367 Country 24 Jul 2008 #2 tell him to nick the TV cos its ****e and i want a new one, then roll over and go back to sleep. thats assuming that i'd wake up at all, which i wouldn't.
tell him to nick the TV cos its ****e and i want a new one, then roll over and go back to sleep. thats assuming that i'd wake up at all, which i wouldn't.
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 42,848 Reaction score 2,661 Country 24 Jul 2008 #3 Depends, joe. On what he was carrying at the time.
S Softus Joined 21 Oct 2004 Messages 19,557 Reaction score 29 Country 24 Jul 2008 #4 What if he was a she, and was carrying your child? Or if he was Kenneth Williams, and was Carrying On Up The Kyber?
What if he was a she, and was carrying your child? Or if he was Kenneth Williams, and was Carrying On Up The Kyber?
nickso Joined 30 Oct 2006 Messages 6,743 Reaction score 367 Country 24 Jul 2008 #5 Softus said: What if he was a she, and was carrying your child? Click to expand... you have already shot (in) her then.
Softus said: What if he was a she, and was carrying your child? Click to expand... you have already shot (in) her then.
G gcol Joined 22 Sep 2005 Messages 6,591 Reaction score 74 Location Preston, Lancashire Country 24 Jul 2008 #6 Seeing as though you're offering a one on one consultation service, I'd send him round to your house.
Seeing as though you're offering a one on one consultation service, I'd send him round to your house.
S Softus Joined 21 Oct 2004 Messages 19,557 Reaction score 29 Country 24 Jul 2008 #7 I never touched her, Your Honour; it wuz securespark.