I tell you what Chappy, your posts are becoming ever increasingly.....er....bizarre!
Er, have actually asked me a sensible question.
You are sounding like Joe. If you get yourself in a hole then blame the question. With Joe it's because it's an impossible question. With noseall it's because it's not a sensible question.
I would not expect to get shot in the back for shoplifting though.
Don't do it in front of a US cop and run way then.
Great story.
No, the great stories are what you get your US cop information from. Starskey and Hutch, Hawaii Five-O and Cagney and Lacey.
I get my real life knowledge from having lived there.