Terrible sight in the pub tonight !

[gasbanni]

Having a meal with my good lady and I pointed out a girl who walked past wearing stocking to just below the knee long suspenders down her naked thighs from her not exactly knickers but not far off ........She went outside with her friend and her smooth white buttocks bobbing about nearly put me off my food !

I complained vociferously to my good lady. On the way home I asked her if she'd wear some for me....she said YES !

 

[Ian H]

No pictures?

 

[ellal]

her smooth white buttocks bobbing about nearly put me off my food !

Are you sure you didn't confuse such an apparition with your moobs?

 

[securespark]

Yeah....pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[noseall]

it didn't happen!

You catch on quick.

gasbag is a serial liar.

 

[jasonzyx]

I thought he was just being flippant, as was securespark, who wanted pictures of white buttocks bobbing about.

 

[securespark]

I was.

 

[jasonzyx]

I was.

Do you still want some pictures of white buttocks bobbing about?

 

[securespark]

It would depend whose they were.....

 

[jasonzyx]

It would depend whose they were.....

Pictures, or buttocks?
Or are you not fussy about the one, but are about the other?

BTW, neither are mine!

 

[gasbanni]

No pictures?

I'd have looked like a perv ! Believe it or not it was a weatherspoons The Winter Gardens in Harrogate.
I think people were intentionally trying to appear blasé just like me !

 

[gasbanni]

Yeah....pictures or it didn't happen!

I can assure you I'm relaying events exactly and accurately .......... pity it doesn't happen more often !!!

 

[gasbanni]

You catch on quick.

gasbag is a serial liar.

What a dark little world you inhabit 30 odd thousand posts on here ! Get a life.

 

[sbgasman]

What a dark little world you inhabit 30 odd thousand posts on here ! Get a life.

unfortunately for him trolling is the poor sods life

 

[ellal]

I'd have looked like a perv !

Looked like?