toothache

[poshman]

anybody want it ? why is it it comes on worse during the night hardly any sleep last night, so I have had the pain an extra hour !
oh well keep taking the tablets until tomorrow P M

 

[longdogs]

Do you want to swap for my stiff neck, pulled muscle and itchy @RSE?

 

[Brigadier]

Do you want to swap for my stiff neck, pulled muscle and itchy @RSE?

Sound like they were all caused by the same thing!

 

[handyjack]

Take my wife and I will gladly take your toothache.

 

[Newboy]

Do you want to swap for my stiff neck, pulled muscle and itchy @RSE?

That's the definition of a good Saturday night out!

 

[longdogs]

Do you want to swap for my stiff neck, pulled muscle and itchy @RSE?

That's the definition of a good Saturday night out!

I don't really know what happened. I was just doing a bit of plumbing for noseall under the sink. Next thing I know I woke up with a stiff neck, pulled muscle and an itchy @RSE.

 

[gregers]

wanna come to a party?

 

[Whitespirit66]

Do you want to swap for my stiff neck, pulled muscle and itchy @RSE?

That's the definition of a good Saturday night out!

I don't really know what happened. I was just doing a bit of plumbing for noseall under the sink. Next thing I know I woke up with a stiff neck, pulled muscle and an itchy @RSE.

Shouldn't have told him to be more careful where he puts his plunger.

 

[jockscott]

Last time I had severe toothache (bank holiday weekend too) I asked the wifey to phone up the NHS emergency dental treatment centre. Once she got through, she was told that I had to ring them. They couldn't take phone calls on behalf of others. For all they know I could have been a deaf mute. I then phoned myself only to be told that all available appointments for the weekend had been taken ? WTF ??

 

[JBR]

Last time I had sever toothache (bank holiday weekend too) I asked the wifey to phone up the NHS emergency dental treatment centre. Once she got through, she was told that I had to ring them. They couldn't take phone calls on behalf of others. For all they know I could have been a deaf mute. I then phoned myself only to be told that all available appointments for the weekend had been taken ? WTF ??

Yet another ill thought-out government creation.
They brought out these organisations (like NHS Direct*) to help avoid people calling 999 unnecessarily.
How long before people see the light and go back to calling 999?

*I think they changed the name to 111 or something(?). As we all know, changing the name makes things work a lot better.

 

[terrypin]

Make an appointment to see your dentist, say 2.30.

 

[misterhelpful]

Make an appointment to see your dentist, say 2.30.

That's always the best time to pay them a visit!

 

[breadnbutter]

gets some clover next time, its very good at numbing away the pain. better than the tablets.

 

[JBR]

gets some clover next time, its very good at numbing away the pain. better than the tablets.

You mean oil of cloves!

 

[longdogs]

Tincture of Myrrh