Unacceptable use for vacuum-cleaner.

[chainsaw_masochist]

So if in doubt don't use this to suck the dust off your sausage!

 

[alarmnewb]

That sucks

 

[Deluks]

Sounds like a cock & bull story to me.

 

[Bilioustrumpstaine]

I couldn't have sex with anyone called Henry even if he could suck a golf ball up a hosepipe

Don't they have any girl hoovers

 

[solo]

"You looking for a good time?"

 

[securespark]

And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

I have moved & changed my name since those bad old days...

 

[alarmnewb]

"You looking for a good time?"

I'll have the orange one

 

[Trazor]

"You looking for a good time?"

I'll have the orange one

I'll have the one on the right............Already naked............

 

[tim west]

A Dyson never loses suction........... so i'm told

 

[joe-90]

You know what they say, " A woman is like a vacuum cleaner. When she stops sucking - get rid of the bag".

 

[EdwardCurrent]

Ok, I'll have the old bag on the far left then, please, the bodywork and trim may not be up to scratch, but what the hell .

I'll give her a good PAT testing before I go all the way.

Ed

 

[joe-90]

I think the guy in the story was 'Dyson with death'.

I wonder if they call him José?

 

[tim west]

puts a whole new meaning to doing the shake n vac